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11th October

daeneryssansa:

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SCHITT’S CREEK
2.02, Family Dinner

10th October
9th October

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

witchknightblack:

thistelltaleheart:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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This is a documented thing! It occurs most often with hearts but can happen with any transplanted organ. It’s called ‘cellular memory’ and I wrote a whole paper on it during my freshman year of uni. It’s also why some transplant recipients experience new preferences, thoughts, and sometimes behaviors their donor was known to have. Like favourite foods or drinks, subtle changes in personality (like becoming a bit more daring, etc), and more. It’s usually temporary as the organ adjusts to its new person’s preferences, experiences, habits, etc. It’s fascinating and awesome and I would love to study it in-depth someday.

Which is why I want all of my organs upon death given to the same person. Hostile takeover from within.

I’m just trying to figure out what situation would require multiple organ transplants all at once.

Doctor: well the bad news is that all of your everything is fucked. The good news is that someone with an odd final request just died

5th October
rontology:
“thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market” ”

rontology:

thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market”

5th October

imaveryevilgirl:

imaveryevilgirl:

imaveryevilgirl:

they never tell you abt The Skeleton’s Curse (bone pain)

dear god. they never tell you abt The Curse Of The Warrior either (muscle pain)

@teaspoon-sarah

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holy fuck not that one…

1st October
1st October
26th September

embervoices:

roach-works:

lasrina:

luimnigh:

Okay, here’s my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there’s a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn’t living 44 years. He’ll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He’s what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he’s been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

the Final Bill

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

14th September

wowwforever:

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

10th September
10th September

viggo-mortensen:

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003)
dir. Peter Jackson

7th September

steakplissken:

no-thats-absurd:

heartshop:

clitfisto:

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Christians with jesus christ

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

Mass is on Sundays

7th September

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

teddymedley:

weaver-z:

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there’s no other word for it

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we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

HOW could I forget….

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Los gatitos….

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS… the winning streak continues

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7th September

weaver-z:

I think the only person I’ve met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children’s science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you’d hear something like “WHO’S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?” and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

31st August

destinationtoast:

great-and-small:

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

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Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

omg, I had no idea zoos did this!

photo of a lot of flamingos in a bathroomALT

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